Google’s Being Evil…And Irrational
After sleeping with the devil (read: Chinese government) for a number of years, Google woke up one day and decided it had enough. “I’m going to leave you now,” said Google. “The world knows you are evil. And you see, my philosophy is ‘Don’t Be Evil.” Thanks for the &^%&*(&…Hey, it was never good, you *&&^@!”
A few months later, Google still hasn’t packed up and get its ass out of the devil’s chamber. At the moment of departure, Google had an epiphany: Being the most innocent being in the universe, it needs the nourishment of devil’s scum to stay strong. “Please, can I stay?” Google plead to the devil, all teary. A moment later, Google hardened its voice, puffing on a cigar, said in a slow feminine voice: “My dear, whatever you do, you are evil. Let me stay, I shall $@#% you harder than before. If you don’t, I will send all your nude pictures to my minions.”
